Empire State Senator retracts Earlier Claim

It seems one Clinton after years of lying to the American public is now ready to come clean. I know what you are thinking great Bill Clinton is ready to reveal everything but unfortunately he is staying silent and his wife is clearing her conscience. Senator Hillary Clinton has now made it known that she was not named for famed mountain climber Sir Edmund Hillary. the retraction comes after years of perpetuating the myth after it was pointed out by certain media outlets that this was an impossibility. You see Clinton was born in 1947 and Hillary's momentous feat was accomplished in 1953. But like a good Democrat she stuck with the lie until she was confronted with the truth and had no choice but to change her tune. And like a Democrat she was ready to blame someone else for the mistake in this case her mother. The myth was continued through both Senator Clinton's biography and her husband's mind-numbing tome. Maybe her husband should follow Senator Clinton's example and get some things off his chest. I know some of you might say what lies. I guess it depends on what the definition of is, is. We now have one Clinton lie down and thousands more to go.